Latest rumors: iPhone 5 is actually based on debris found in Roswell, New Mexico in the summer of 1947. Accused of being some rampant weather balloon or some flying buzz kill from Mars, this debris supposedly was turned on and, yes, it located the nearest Starbucks. Caramel white mocha half-caf no foam dark latte anyone?
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